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How's this possible?

Postby quintis » Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:17 pm

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Re: How's this possible?

Postby ZBsmaster » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:50 pm

Ghost.

Duh.
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby Clint_johnston23 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:09 pm

Or his body or wreckage was sitting on buttons.
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby ZBsmaster » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:46 am

That conveniently hung up after a few seconds, made a new call, and then disappeared from sight.
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby Clint_johnston23 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:34 pm

Didn't say I knew HOW it happened I just said it seems more likely.
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby markteen » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:49 pm

The guy had very few friends. . .so they only numbers in his phone WERE his loved ones. . .and his body was on top of the phone so it randomly ended up calling all the people in his phonebook. . .who just so happened to only be his loved ones because he had no friends.
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby ZBsmaster » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:58 pm

More plausible; but why'd the phone disappear?
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby markteen » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:36 pm

Because the man was immensely fat and the phone was completely lost somewhere within the span of all his blubber.
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby ZBsmaster » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:21 pm

Case Closed!
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby quintis » Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:55 am

markteen wrote:The guy had very few friends. . .so they only numbers in his phone WERE his loved ones. . .and his body was on top of the phone so it randomly ended up calling all the people in his phonebook. . .who just so happened to only be his loved ones because he had no friends.

Or, he could have all his loved ones on speed-dial. Since only about 5 people were called, that's quite plausible. As for the missing phone, I guess it's stolen by the first rescue worker who got there.
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby PippinTook » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:17 pm

I prefer the immensely fat, blubber theory personally.
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Re: How's this possible?

Postby Panic Button » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:31 pm

I prefer the ghost theory.
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